Things I learned today

On the cute side:

1. You can keep 1st and 2nd graders entertained for ages by telling them in Korean that you don't speak Korean;
2. My 1st and 2nd graders think I'm 25;
3. 1st and 2nd graders are kinda dumb.

And on the cranky side:

1. The best way to punish one kid for being apathetic & pigheaded is to tell the rest of the class that the longer we have to stop to deal with said kid, the less time they all have to play a game;
2. It's possible for a 10 year old boy to give you a seriously pervy look {shudder};
3. It's possible to be stalked by a 6 year old girl;
4. It's easy for a 1st grader to get a crayon up their nose but not so easy to get it back out;
5. 5th graders are the new 6th graders.

Next time I'm going to lock these kids in a windowless room... with a fan on.